Alright, let’s talk about the Chernobyl Ant—because if you haven’t fished this thing yet, you’re missing out on some seriously stupid fun. I mean, it’s not pretty (looks like something a kid glued together in art class), but trust me, trout and bass lose their minds over it.

First off, forget waiting for a hatch. This fly’s your go-to when nothing’s rising and you’re tired of staring at your bobber. Toss it near overhanging branches or grassy banks where real bugs crash-land, give it a loud plop, and boom—fish can’t resist checking out the commotion. I’ve had days where a gentle twitch turns into a full-on surface explosion.Reminds me of this one time on the Madison… but anyway, let’s not digress.

Now, tying it? Simple. Grab a short shank hook, stack some neon foam (bright colors help—fish spot it from a mile away), and slap on rubber legs that wiggle like the real deal. Don’t overthink the wings; a bit of flash or deer hair works, but honestly, the foam and legs do most of the work. Pro tip: Skip the dainty presentation. This fly thrives on chaos. Cast like you’re mad at the water, let it drift, and twitch it like a bug that’s had one too many.

And hey, if you whiff a cast (we’ve all been there), no sweat. That obnoxious splash might just call in fish from downstream. Just don’t blame me when you’re hooked up before your buddy even finishes his coffee.